Tuesday, January 16, 2018


This week’s portrait, Neil deGrasse Tyson!

“Wait, what’s going on, didn't you do one of him already?!?”

Yes and No.

Pierre did do a portrait of Neil back in March 2016. That was before he, Pierre, discovered the Quantum Universe, and met me, Pierre. We spoke about what each of our realities as we know them were like, and discovered there was a time difference of a year between us. I was in the future, he was in the past, but I could see his future. We figured out a way to move into each other’s time last year but couldn’t get back to our own.

So I am stuck here in the past with a future that doesn’t come anywhere close to what my future was like. For example, huge differences, we have no idea who Trump was or is, he doesn’t exist. As a result of my business success selling art supplies, I am in an open marriage with 2 amazing women, and I just discovered you guys had the shittiest Star Wars release ever! Your Last Jedi movie is absolute GARBAGE!

Anyway, the reason Neil fits into all of this is that I’ve been watching a ton of videos on his lectures in hopes of figuring out how to get back home. After all, it was because of him we have people in Alpha Centauri, I mean my people.

In the meantime, I thought it would be interesting to redraw some of Pierre’s earlier works and saw that Neil was among them. Hey, if you aren’t following all of this don’t worry, I understand, you guys don’t believe in science anyway.

I thought it would be interesting to see how I would handle recreating Pierre’s artwork from a year ago.

I decided to use the same colors as he did, but did it my way. I even hid an image of a Pulsar in the portrait, stars not too far from where I am from.

That’s all I have to say for now. I want to go back home. This reality sucks, I can see why Pierre wanted to leave it. You guys couldn’t even get Star Wars right!